those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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