hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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