its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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