after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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