I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Did I show you my penis last night?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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