I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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