that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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