stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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