Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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