Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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