RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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