people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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