I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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