PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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