is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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