just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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