Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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