There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
