It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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