Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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