she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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