You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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