I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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