Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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