is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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