i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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