put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
