I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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