White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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