Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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