Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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