everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Come see our sink grown plant.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
