Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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