where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize