im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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