But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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