So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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