Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Randomize
