can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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