He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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