420 ftw
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We need to rekindle our bromance
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize