i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I want to fling myself into the sun
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