HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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