I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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