He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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