Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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