is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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