That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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