Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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