I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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