Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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