Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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