She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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