So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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