I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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