when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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